Alex Trebek Has Heart Attack

I'll take "Chest Discomfort and Shortness of Breath" for $500, Alex.

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Alex Trebek, the long-time host of the popular television quiz show "Jeopardy," suffered a minor heart attack at his home Monday night.

Trebek, 67, was recovering at a local hospital, and it was not clear when he would be released, a representative of the show said. He is expected to resume taping the show in January. (H/T - CNN.com)

Apparently, he didn't arrange his arteries in the form of a question. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, he's going to be fine!