Thursday, December 13, 2007

Jessica Alba Pregnant

Son. Of. A. Bitch!
LOS ANGELES, Calif. (December 12, 2007) - Jessica Alba has revealed that she's pregnant, and that the father is her boyfriend, Cash Warren.

The couple revealed the exciting pregnancy news on Tuesday, according to a report in People.
(H/T - Yahoo!)
She actually let the seed of someone named "Cash" interact with her DNA? Jesus, is she that stupid? Well, that's it. The home offices of SYLG will no longer accept calls from Miss Alba. Damn, I'll miss that broad.

You had your chance, baby. Now get lost.

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