Weekend Caption Contest

Greek Week Caption Contest
(Source: AFP)

Original Caption: A statue is pictured in front of the Parthenon on Acropolis hill in Athens. A Greek court acquitted the director of an art show on charges of obscenity and an attack on national symbols, citing freedom of expression, Greek newspapers reported Friday.

Other Current Contests:
Bullwinkle Blog
Cowboy Blob
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill (I took an Honorable Mention here last week.)
RT (I took 2nd Place here last week!!)
Wizbang

Top Ten Entries (All of them were great!):
10. Gimme head! - GroovyVic
9. He may not have much of a head on his shoulders, but he still thinks he can impress the girls in other ways. - RT
8. What do you mean he has no head. . .It's right there! - Deathlok
7. I think I dated that guy. - Daisy Dorkelina
6. It makes sense, of course, when you find out that he's dating Venus de Milo. - Gollum
5. "At least he kept the one he uses." Hillary talking about Bill's new statue. - Rodney Dill
4. What's a guy got to do to get a little head around this dump? - JimmyB
3. A troubling and heretofore unreported side effect of Viagra. - Jim - PRS
2. Ambulance Driver: "...so then my ego got so out of control my head swelled to like, this big, and then it just exploded!" - Ambulance Driver

WINNER! - The statue of Philadelphia Mayor John Street was anatomically incorrect in every way; however the artist did correctly place his head up his ass. - The Man