Drop The Puck!!!

By the time you read this, I may already be on the ice. Tonight is our first game after my injury clearance, and I cannot be more psyched. I expect big things, even though I haven't played in a game since July. In fact I expect the following things to happen:

• I will score six goals, or in hockey terms, a double-natural hat trick.
• I will also set up Vinnie with four assists, for a total of ten points for me.
• After single-handedly winning the game for our team, the fans will chant my name like they did for James Caan in Rollerball.

Oh, sorry, I must have blacked out there for a second. Did I say anything out of the ordinary?

Honestly, I'll be extremely happy if I can keep up with Vinnie and contribute even a little. It will also be nice if my knee strength holds up.