Now In Stores: Kill Me, Elmo!

I always thought there was something amiss about Elmo. Apparently, he's a psycho killer.

It sounds like something the talking doll Chucky from the movies might say: "Kill James!" Instead, a Florida family says the threat to their toddler is coming from a talking Elmo doll.

The Bowman family, of Lithia, Fla., said an Elmo doll belonging to their 2-year-old son, James, began to spout death threats towards him after they changed its batteries, TBO.com reports.

The Elmo Knows Your Name Doll started saying "Kill James!" in a sing-song voice, the site reports. (H/T - FOXNews)

Damn, now I want one! You watch; sales for the Elmo Knows Your Name Doll will skyrocket after this. Buy stock in Fisher-Price right now! You heard it here first.