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    January - February '07

    "The best thing to come out of Philly since . . . who are we kidding, nothing good comes out of Philly." - The Man, GOP and the City

    "Sharpshooter, still beats salad shooter in 2 out of 3 gunfights. - Rodney Dill, Outside The Beltway

    "Stalking Uber since 2005! Now with more racism!" - JimmyB, The Conservative UAW Guy

    "Boosting the demand for brain bleach." - Fmragtops Spews

    "After more than a year of reading SYLG, I am once again pregnant. I'm not saying there's a connection, but it is a bit suspicious." - Daisy, Dorkelina

    "Keeping the streets of Philly safe; one cheesesteak at a time." - RT, Public Pondering

    "Proof that if you keep hitting 'refresh,' you too can reach 50,000 hits." - Sssteve, First With Flair

    "The Jim Dangle of Philly." - Tyler D., .45-Caliber Justice

    "Wyatt Earp proves that there's an upside to blindness." - Remulak MoxArgon, The Moxargon Group

    "SYLG: Because Jack Bauer can't be everywhere - especially not in Philadelphia." - Cowboy Blob, Cowboy Blob's Saloon

    "The puck stops here." - InsoluBlog

    "SYLG: Bitching and moaning since June, 2005." - Pam, Blogmeister USA

    "As a blogger, he's one hell of a detective, but as a detective, he's one hell of a blogger!" - Miriam, Miriam's Ideas

    "If his gun doesn't kill you, his humor will." - Dragon Lady, Dragon's Den

    "SYLG: Where Rosie (O'Donnell) and Helen (Thomas) go when they want to be 'shot' by a man." - Joe Cool

    "Support Your Local Gunfighter - Moron: Blogoshpere." - Some Jackass Named "Carl"

    "Hitler would be proud of you." - Sean Connor

    "You have no honor!" - Robert Frederick

Friday, February 29, 2008

Weekend Caption Contest

Red Menace Caption Contest
(Source: AP)

Other Great Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill (I scored an honorable mention here last week.)
RT (I tied for first place here last week!)
Wizbang

B.C.

B.C.








Top Ten Entries:
10. Elmo wants out, man! - Rick
9. I'm the king of the world! - DragonLady474
8. Inmate caught escaping from Sesame Street. - Big White Hat
7. Paparazzi caught a picture of Senator Kennedy trying to leave the alcohol rehab center. - BobG
6. New Breaking and Entering Elmo, complete with wire cutters. - Deathlok
5. After incarceration Tickle-me-Elmo soon became known as Bugger-me-Elmo. - Rodney Dill
4. Unfortunately Elmo's attempt to go over the wall ended tragically. His rotting corpse was left hanging as a reminder to other muppets who thought about trying to escape. - Molly
3. Elmo was overheard saying, "Anybody wanna give me some 'test-tickles?' I just got mine caught on this goddamn wire!" - Uncle Ray
2. George Bush doesn't care about red people. - The Man

WINNER! - B.C.'s Club Gitmo Photoshop.

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