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Friday, February 01, 2008

You Know Amy Fisher Would Buy One

What. The. Frak?

LONDON (Reuters) - A chain of retail stores in Britain has withdrawn the sale of beds named Lolita and designed for six-year-old girls after furious parents pointed out that the name was synonymous with sexually active pre-teens.

In "Lolita," a 1955 novel by Vladimir Nabokov, the narrator becomes sexually involved with his 12-year-old stepdaughter -- but Woolworth's staff had not heard of the classic novel or two subsequent films based on it.

Hence they saw nothing wrong with advertising the Lolita Midsleeper Combi, a whitewashed wooden bed with pull-out desk and cupboard intended for girls aged about six until a concerned mother raised the alarm on a parenting website. (H/T - Yahoo!)

Apparently, the staff at Woolworth's saw nothing wrong with the glowing endorsement from Glen Quagmire, either.

"Giggity, giggity, giggity!"

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