Just Die, Already!

Why is Osama bin Laden not dead yet? This Islamic "stop snitchin'" policy is really grating on my last nerve. Can't we just carpet bomb every country he may be hiding in until we get some results? When did America lose its backbone?

(CNN) -- A new statement attributed to al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden condemns European countries for siding with the United States in Afghanistan and for allowing the publication of cartoons considered insulting to Islam's prophet, Mohammed.

This is the greater and more serious tragedy, and the reckoning for it will be more severe," the speaker in the five-minute audio recording says.

Mocking Islam's founder violated "the etiquettes of dispute and fighting," warned the voice attributed to bin Laden.

He said Muslims have not responded by mocking Jesus, whom they consider a prophet as well.

"The laws of men which clash with the legislation of Allah the Most High are null and void, aren't sacred and don't matter to us," he said. (H/T - CNN)

Okay, he realizes it's a cartoon, right? I never understood why Islamists have such thin skin. You live in the frakkin' desert! The callouses must be so rough that they could stop a bullet. Stop being a bunch of crybabies.

Cripes, liberal wacko "artists" create sculptures of Jesus covered in urine. You don't see me declaring a fatwa on them, do you? Lighten up a little!

And by "lighten up," I mean I hope you are all soon glowing with nuclear radiation. I'm just sayin'.