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Friday, March 07, 2008

Lisa Marie Presley Pregnant

Wow, someone is banging Lisa Marie Presley? Eww.

Lisa Marie Presley is pregnant with her third child. The singer broke the news on her MySpace blog, writing, "I am in fact pregnant."

The singer goes on to blog about the onslaught of media speculation her pregnancy has caused.

"After being the target all week of slanderous and degrading stories, horribly manipulated pictures and articles in the media, I have had to show my cards and announce under the gun and under vicious personal attack." Presley writes.

She compares the media to, "a pack of coyotes circling their prey whilst eerily howling with delight." (H/T - Yahoo!)

This dolt has been in the public eye for what, her entire life, and she's just now realizing that the media is composed of scumbags? Brilliant deduction, Lisa. I cannot let you sit there while millions of crimes go unsolved! Go, go, for the good of the city!

Why can't she be more like her mother?

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