Maxim's "Unsexiest Woman" Named

And they really nailed this one. It was as plain as the nose on this broad's face.

LOS ANGELES - Charlize Theron and Jessica Alba regularly find themselves among the stars dubbed sexiest in the world.

But which stars unfortunately find themselves at the other end of the beauty spectrum?

The folks at Maxim magazine have revealed their list of the world’s unsexiest women, which includes ladies of the big screen, small screen and the concert stage.

The list, featured in the latest edition of Maxim, dubs “Sex and the City” star Sarah Jessica Parker as the No. 1 Unsexiest Woman Alive, claiming Parker was the “least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women.” (H/T - MSNBC)

Okay, really, was there ever any doubt? Parker looks like a collie. She has a longer face than John Kerry. Congratulations Sarah, you're the Best of Show.