Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer

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Whoo hoo! I'm cancer free!

Frequent masturbation may help men cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer, Australian researchers have found. It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, BBC News reported on Wednesday.

The researchers surveyed more than 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer, and 1,250 men who had not. They found that men who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to get cancer. Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. (H/T - Yahoo!)

I realize that I am already on the fast train to Hell, so I will not comment further on this article. Okay, except maybe this: I expect The Badger to live a very long life. POW!