Child Care Instructions For Beginners

Randal sent these to me, and I'm still laughing my arse off at them. And, for the record, I have only done one or two of the "No's" with Kevin.

Hey, it's been four years since we've had a baby in the house. Sometimes you forget the basics.

Okay, I knew that this was bad, but sometimes Kevin just won't wake up in a timely fashion.

Hey, if I put him in the dryer, the fabric softener does wonders!

I did know this was a no-no, but I wanted to gross everyone out.

You can find many more hysterical instructions HERE.