My usual method of begging on hands and knees is apparently not good enough anymore.
Sex education classes in California’s largest high schools are going to have to include lessons for their students on how to ask for sex after Gov. Jerry Brown (D) signed the legislation into law.
Students in high schools that already include health classes as a graduation requirement will be taught the meaning of a new phrase in the pursuit and acceptance of coital pleasure — affirmative consent.
“May I touch now?” “Is this OK?” or “How about now?” are certain to be included in the next textbooks.
You realize we are only a year or two away from mandatory contracts, right? Crafted by lawyers, certified by notaries, and embraced by liberal men and women nationwide.
I remember the good old days when two people just went at it like rabbits in the back of a car.