On Proof's suggestion, I am changing the Blogger comments to Disqus. Since I am a moron, I am sure I will mess this up royally. Please be patient for a bit, as the comment system seems to be, um, off. Hopefully, we'll be back to abnormal shortly.
2:45pm - Disregard. Not a fan of Disqus... at all. I hate Blogger's comment system, but Disqus was not much better, in my opinion.