A Legitimate Screw Drive

Meet Jaclyn Goszczynski of... guess it, Florida. For some reason, this lunatic decided to use an electric screwdriver to enter a screw into a twelve-year old's rectum.

“Have you ever been screwed in the ass?” That is what a 40-year-old woman allegedly asked her daughter before using an electric screwdriver to direct a screw into the 12-year-old victim’s rear end, according to police.

I think an eye for an eye is good here. Let the child use a screw into Jaclyn's arse.

As detailed in an arrest affidavit, Jaclyn Goszczynski “and three children were hanging picture frames” in a Florida residence when the defendant “used electric screw gun and screwed a nail into the victim’s left side buttocks.” Questioned by police about the incident, Goszczynski reportedly said that when the girl walked past her, she asked “the victim who is her twelve year old” about getting “screwed in the ass.”

Yes, I know Florida gets a lot of flack, but this woman needs to be sent to Haiti.