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Tuesday, July 30, 2024

Shortest. Wedding. Evah

Meet Molly Rose Hogan of St. Petersburg, Florida...
Investigators allege that Molly Rose Hogan, 26, and the male victim were engaged in a pre-nuptials quarrel late Sunday night in their St. Petersburg, Florida residence. The victim told cops that Hogan grabbed him around the head and struck him on the chest, torso, back, and legs, causing “multiple physical injuries.” The attack, the man said, was prompted by “a heated argument over signing a prenuptial agreement prior to marriage.”
Dummy, I started walloping the missus after the wedding. It's easier that way.
The victim “attempted to escape from the defendant multiple times,” and was ultimately separated from Hogan by witnesses who corroborated his account of the incident. Police allege that one witness, the victim’s brother, was bitten on the arms by Hogan as he sought to stop her from battering his sibling. Alcohol appears to have been a factor in the 11:30 PM confrontation.
Alcohol appears to be a factor... What. A. Shock!

2 comments:

  1. Wow, what a beauty! Another of the fabulous babes of Floriduh. I can understand her beating the shit out of her new hubby. He deserves it if only for the fact he's dumb enough to be with this beauty queen.

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    1. Here's hoping he runs far far away from this skank.

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