The Looting Was Yuge!

Well, it had to be Florida. Where else?

As Hurricane Helene battered a Florida city covered by a state of emergency declaration, two men allegedly burglarized a “Trump Store” stocked with merchandise promoting the ex-president, according to cops who say one of the alleged looters was wearing a “Trump cowboy hat” when busted. On Friday evening, investigators patrolling a closed-off section of Madeira Beach, a city in the Tampa Bay area, discovered two men loitering outside a closed business plaza whose tenants include a realtor, a gift shop selling crystals and shark teeth, and the Trump store.

These dolts should have trashed a Harris store. Oh, yeah, no one cares about Kamala Harris and her scum.

When police approached the pair, they were in possession of merchandise that matched items sold in the Trump store, which “was unsecured due to damages from the storm.” One of the suspects, Lance Petrisevac, 57, was wearing a “Trump cowboy hat” that he claimed “ended up in his possession” after it “washed up from the hurricane.” Petrisevac was accompanied by John Peters, 61, who, cops say, “was in possession of a ‘Trump’ hat, two (2) ‘Trump’ style shirts, and a coffee mug.”

Well, if nothing else, these gentlemen probably five of six girls every night.

Yep, step right up ladies, and pick your favorite criminal!