In my thirty-one years as a member of law enforcement, I have seen a lot of awful, terrible things . Murders, rapes, shootings, etc.
On Saturday night, I found something I never expected.
I was walking out to my car at the end of my shift. As I was walking, a black male came up to me and asked if I wanted to purchase the thing he had wrapped. Now, I rarely buy things from junkies, so I continued walking to the car.
The guy stops me, and says, "Would you like to buy what's in the wrapper." I immediately said no.
The guy stops me, and opens the wrapper.
Inside the wrapper was about a 12-inch log of poo. This clown wanted me to buy his dung. It was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.
350 days left. They cannot come fast enough.
*Blink* ..... turns and walks away.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, WTF is up with people nowadays?
I know we've always had crazy people but it really seems like we either have a lot more of them or they've just decided to f*** laying low.
Um, words escape me.
ReplyDeleteI was reading some article about Elon and Vivek starting up the DOGE and one of the things that came up was a study for half a million bucks all about why monkeys through their dung. I'm thinking this guy was either the researcher or the monkey, one or the other. January 20th can't come soon enough.
ReplyDeleteMaybe this is the dinner version of SOS?
ReplyDeleteLoki - I've seen a lot of things on this job, but this was the worst.
ReplyDeleteMelP - It was really disgusting.
RG - I keep hoping this guy never comes by my division ever again.
Gary - Oh, and he was obviously really stank.
Did he know you're a cop?
ReplyDeleteThank goodness I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that...
ReplyDeleteKitty - He did indeed. It was really a disgusting thing.
ReplyDeleteJim - My sergeant saw him across the street. He isn't going anywhere, sadly.