In my thirty-one years as a member of law enforcement, I have seen a lot of awful, terrible things . Murders, rapes, shootings, etc.
On Saturday night, I found something I never expected.
I was walking out to my car at the end of my shift. As I was walking, a black male came up to me and asked if I wanted to purchase the thing he had wrapped. Now, I rarely buy things from junkies, so I continued walking to the car.
The guy stops me, and says, "Would you like to buy what's in the wrapper." I immediately said no.
The guy stops me, and opens the wrapper.
Inside the wrapper was about a 12-inch log of poo. This clown wanted me to buy his dung. It was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.
350 days left. They cannot come fast enough.
*Blink* ..... turns and walks away.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, WTF is up with people nowadays?
I know we've always had crazy people but it really seems like we either have a lot more of them or they've just decided to f*** laying low.
Um, words escape me.
ReplyDeleteI was reading some article about Elon and Vivek starting up the DOGE and one of the things that came up was a study for half a million bucks all about why monkeys through their dung. I'm thinking this guy was either the researcher or the monkey, one or the other. January 20th can't come soon enough.
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