The man, who was not given out his name, decided he wanted to fondle a ferret at a Petland store.The male fondled the ferret and shortly after, he grabbed the ferret and placed it in his pants.
You know, you can just pet it for a few moments without sticking one in the front on his junk.One wonders if the male would be able to see his ferret in jail. Dumbass.
The big question: is he a transplant from another state or a natural born Floridian?
ReplyDeleteMy guess is he's home-bred.
DeleteMy big question is he survived the encounter have an animal ferreting around inside his drawers looking for nuts to store away for the winter.
ReplyDeleteI assumed he did not like the nails.
DeleteWell it is pride month maybe they were out of gerbil's?
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