Meet Christopher Monnin -
guess where he lives... Florida.
A man who admitted sexually gratifying himself with pool floats has pleaded guilty to a months-long burglary spree that netted him dozens of inflatable partners, according to court records.
In a deal with Florida prosecutors, Christopher Monnin, 41, copped to theft and burglary charges on the eve of his scheduled June 2 criminal trial in Brevard County.
Monnin’s case, which has dragged on for years, began following his 1:30 AM “suspicious person” arrest by a Palm Bay Police Department officer. The cop spotted Monnin riding a bicycle and carrying a “white garbage bag full of what he identified as deflated pool floats.
So the other day a guy places a ferret in his pants, and now this clown who likes to pleasure himself with pool floats.
Let's hope he has plenty of cleainig supplies for the pool. Blecch!
Gives a whole new meaning to the Rubber Ducky song.
ReplyDeleteLike the Trash Can guy from Sesame Street.
DeleteI'm glad the cops keep ferreting out these crimes. I'm also glad the bag had deflated pool floats and wasn't full of nuts.
ReplyDeleteNicely played. I should be able to post much more in November. Sorry about that.
DeleteYou would think that pool floats would imply water near by and this guy looks like he has avoided water for years.
ReplyDeleteSoap? What is... soap?
DeleteOh, also, I am going to put up a post in November about my supervisor. I had to get rid of it during my ban. I loved her. She always was so very good to me, and she talked to me for an hour and a half, knowing she was near death. I still love you, DonnaJean. I hope you are close to the Lord.
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