Tired of your “blah” life? Seeking some “excitement”?
Well, an Iowa man in that exact position recently sought to shake off the blues by exposing himself to cars passing by on two separate interstates, police charge.
Twice last month, cops say, Danan Ary, 30, stood against the rear of his 2012 Chevrolet Impala “with his pants and underwear removed to his ankles and shirt lifted to casually expose his genitals and abdomen to oncoming traffic” in suburban Iowa City.
You would think Danan would be a fabulous deni-god, but no, Danan just gets his willies by showing his junk toward card driving by.
Well, maybe he'll trip over his... um, thing as a car runs it over.
I think we'd be better off if a car ran over all of him.
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