Minnesota Man Walks Out Naked With A Chain Saw

Throwing caution and his clothes to the wind, a 66-year-old Minnesota man was spotted outside his home “chain sawing while ‘butt-ass naked,’” according to police who say the suspect has frequently been spotted in the altogether by neighbors.

Paul Severson was charged Tuesday with disorderly conduct in connection with alleged nude displays outside his residence in the city of Lake Crystal.

After interviewing multiple witnesses, a sheriff’s deputy observed a nude Severson “appear from beside a shed.”

The cop advised Severson that he “could not be naked outside with children around and people driving by.”

Neighbors reported that Severson did “yardwork while nude,” with one eyewitness saying the suspect “was chain sawing while ‘butt-ass naked.’”

I mean, Minnesota is cold enough, they should probably put on some underwear, or at lease socks.