After being arrested for breaking into a Circle K store at 2:15 AM yesterday and stealing a bag of beef jerky, an Illinois man told police, “I know you are going to think I’m crazy, but there is an AI intelligence speaker in my neck,” according to court records.
Police charge that Kohl Bertels, 33, kicked in the front glass door of the convenience store in St. Charles, Missouri and then climbed into the locked business and “proceeded to eat a bag of beef jerky and drink a sweet tea that he did not pay for.”
When cops arrived at Circle K, Bertels was detained and asked about the break-in. Bertels reportedly confessed, saying that, “the voices in my head told me to kick it open since it was locked,” and that he “just wanted to use the bathroom.”
Bertels claims he has an AI speaker in his head.
Well, with a giant bald head, it's possible with there is something in that skull.
With all the crazy stuff that happens with big AI datacenters, I wouldn't be surprised to hear that AI really did drive him crazy.
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