Well, There Is A New Big Wig For The Philadelphia Police Department

The new Big-Wig is an embarrassment for the department, amazing she can even get off her chair.

We've had really awful commissioners, but this woman, I am just happy that I am not on the department anymore.

The department has always wanted to get rid of male commissioners and move them to, um, portly women.

Apparently, they decided to go to the women. Women who probably had no idea how to word a police department.

Oh well, it's not my problem anymore. Thank the Lord.