Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Men Are Pigs

Since I am an all-powerful entity in the blog world, do you think Kirsten Dunst will go out with me? Oh, sure, I am happily married with two beautiful kids, but forget Mary; there's something about Kirsten. Maybe it's because she played Mary Jane Watson in the Spider-man films (and, as we know from reading SYLG, Spider-man is the coolest superhero . . . ever!). This first picture (above) is terrific, but I think I like her hair better when it's down. That's just a suggestion, not a rule.

Do you think that someone as pretty as her has self-confidence issues? I mean, is it possible that she thinks her legs look awful, or that she isn't very attractive? Or that she has to settle with the first guy who looks her way? I doubt it, but stranger things have happened.

Anyway, there's really no point to this post. (Like I ever have a point here.) It's just been a while since I last wrote about Jennie Finch, that's all. Yeah, my wife is gonna kill me.

Yup, I'm dead.


  1. First!! with lots of Flair!!!

  2. Oh come on now, what wife doesn't mind her husband blogging about beautiful women. I mean you're just looking and commenting.. Right? Right!?

    BTW my wife would KILL me. It would be cold nights on the couch for a while

  3. Kirsten is definitely a cutie.

    Your wives shouldn't worry much...

    As my granny used to say, "It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, just as long as you eat at home." =)

  4. Yowza!
    Damn! I guess I am a pig.

    I had a post with an incidental pic of the Bush twins.
    Yeah, I heard about that for a while...