Friday, July 29, 2005

More Stupid Questions

Okay, it's been a while since I posted a hot babe, so here's my question; Indy driver Danica Patrick (pictured), will you be my girlfriend?

Is anyone else worried about Discovery? Remember, Columbia had the same tile issues on its last mission. I can't take another shuttle tragedy.

How will the Eagles defensive line survive without Jerome McDougle, who was shot in the stomach during a robbery today?

Since the IRA has decided to disarm, how soon will the War on Terror end? I'd take five Provos against the entire radical Muslim nation any day of the week. "You call that a bomb? This is a bomb!"

Why the hell is Dr. Phat Tony getting all the attention? Eh, it's probably because he can really bring the funny. Congrats on your new-found fame, Doc!

Why is Wyatt posting yet another Stupid Questions topic? Well, because I'm fresh outta ideas today. Sorry!


  1. Danica is ok. Not ugly, but definitely not a goddess. Kirsten is the better choice.

    AS for the good Dr... Kudos to him!!

  2. Yeah, I REALLY like Kirsten. The interest in Danica is that I am a motorsports fan (NASCAR = Yankee Redneck), and she's an attractive woman that has talent. Yeah, Anna Kournikova, I'm looking at you.

  3. Great another woman driver. I'll spare you the jokes and generallities (I think that's a word). If she's married I wonder if her husband drives the car and she rides in the passenger seat. I'll be posting something later on short lived success.

  4. Dang, I think Danica's hot, and I like little boys.

    No one can take another shuttle tragedy- personally, I've been doing my version of praying for shuttle crews since that horrible day when I was in 3rd grade and the principal came in and announced the Challenger disaster.

    I enjoy your stupid questions, BTW. Better than what I do when I run out of ideas- posting about how fat I am or how I rearranged my furniture. My blog has extremely limited appeal because of this! :D

  5. She can't be your girlfriend as she is already mine.

    Didn't you know?


  6. Doc - Leave it to you to give us a sexist (although funny) remark.

    Billy - Thanks, but your blog is ALWAYS appealing! And you're not fat . . . you're pregnant, so you have the perfect excuse. I, however, do not.

    Tyler - Step aside, Butch. She's all mine!