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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Gotta Love The Frogs


PARIS - Lance Armstrong denied a report Tuesday in the French sports daily L'Equipe that said the seven-time Tour de France champion used the performance-enhancing drug EPO to help win his first Tour in 1999.

What, this again??? These rumors surface every time Lance wins the Tour - which, for the record, has been seven straight times! And every time the subject comes up, it is always the work of a French "journalist."

Look, Henri, he beat your best . . . again! And if Lance wasn't retiring, he'd beat the balls off your countrymen next year, too. Why? It's not because he's taking performance enhancing drugs; it's because he's just that damned good.

7 comments:

  1. Two Posts about Paris in the same day? You o.k.?

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  2. Talk about sour grapes! The French have always been best at back stabbing. Perhaps that should be their national sport...

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  3. Yeah I agree with Tony, What's with this infactuation with Paris?

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  4. Maybe if the French didn't run the other way all the time they might just win one.

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  5. Now see, that's not right. It's correct, but it's not right!

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  6. Isn't the major export of France "whine"?

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