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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Hilton Head Case

As if we needed another reason to hate Paris Hilton.

Hilton, America's favorite whore, has given away her dog Tinkerbell because the teacup Chihuahua had grown too large. She subsequently snatched another Chihuahua, Bambi, who is reportedly small enough for the hotel heiress to carry.

Hey, Paris, animals are not fashion accessories, you empty-headed bimbo!

(I am not a liberal by any stretch of the imagination, but if the folks at PETA are reading this, you have my permission to strangle this broad with a faux mink.)

11 comments:

  1. You take on a pet because you love it and want to care for it. It's one thing to give it up if you can no longer care for it, but giving it away because you can no longer tuck it into your designer handbag is simply ridiculous. Of course, consider whom we are discussing...

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  2. Pam - I couldn't have said it better myself.

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  3. As though more proof was needed that Paris Hilton is a complete waste of human skin. Yeeeuccch. Dumb broad.

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  4. I think we're on to something here. Fasionable handheld pets. What an idea waiting to be marketed. How about a rat wristwatch?

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  6. Yawn.
    If she's not naked, it's not news...

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  7. I'd so wear a rat wristwatch. That's hot. I mean, that's SCARY. Yes!

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  8. If you could graph a handle onto small dogs, then you may have a product.

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  9. From what they said she gave it to her parents. Like they did a good job of raising their kids. Lets see they party all the time and make x-rated flicks.

    What happens when they get tired of it? Are they going to get a dog nanny?

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  10. Having done more than my fair share of animal rescue (two from the 25th District) I would not give this bimbo any type of live pet.

    The next thing she should adopt is a plush pet. She will have more in common with it. Both can then be mindless.

    Go PETA Go

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