Friday, August 05, 2005

Stupid Questions

Why is the interior of my car's windshield so difficult to clean?

Should I be worried that the dreadnaught Atkins Corporation filed for Chapter 11?

Is anyone surprised that The World's Largest Lawn Sale stretches from Alabama to Kentucky? That's four hundred miles of redneck heirlooms, folks.

Why do film adaptations of classic television shows always suck? I mean, Bewitched? The Dukes of Hazzard?? Are people really going to spend their money on these atrocities?

I can't resist an excuse to post a picture of a fabulous babe, so Faith Hill, why are you so damned attractive?


  1. Well I think that as an Alabama resident it's my duty to go see the Dukes of Hazard movie. I watched that show as a kid. Also it's a yard sale not a lawn sale you yankee.

  2. As for Dukes of Hazzard…
    Nothing has summed it up better than CNN’s review that “this flick is a car wreck with boobs.”