Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Educating Rita

Louisiana "governor" Kathleen Blanco and New Orleans "mayor" Ray Nagin are warning their citizens about the approach of Tropical Storm Rita, now over the Florida coast.

Whew! I feel better. Blanco, who hasn't yet been arrested for incompetence, stated that she is "taking this storm very seriously." Both Blanco and Nagin – the biggest boob this side of Pamela Anderson – are also contemplating evacuations.

Great plan, guys. A month late, but a great plan nonetheless.


  1. First!!!!

    What a couple of morons!!

  2. Evacuations will go much smoother this time I think.

  3. I guess so, Doc...there aren't many people left to evacuate! And of course, once the evacuation is complete, they'll take full credit for getting everyone out in a timely matter. Idiots.