Forget MRE's. Send Down Some Violins!

(Even Max is looking to score enough fuel to flee New Orleans!)

I'm about to piss everyone off . . . and I don't care a whit.

New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin (or, as I like to call him, "Naggin'") sounded like a pissy little bitch yesterday when he blasted federal officials for their "slow response" to the Hurricane Katrina disaster:

"They flew down here one time two days after the doggone event was over with TV cameras, AP reporters, all kind of goddamn — excuse my French everybody in America, but I am pissed," Nagin said.

Nagin said he told Bush in a recent conversation that "we had an incredible crisis here and that his flying over in Air Force One does not do it justice ... I have been all around this city and that I am very frustrated because we are not able to marshal resources and we are outmanned in just about every respect."

Cripes, and I thought Philly mayor John Street was an a-hole.

Mr. Nagin, please allow me to respond for the federal government: "Frak you!" Where was your (and your governor's) leadership since Monday? For that matter, where has it been since you took office? New Orleans has been a cesspool of violent crime for decades, and it's annual murder rate rivals that of Washington D.C. And, now you're upset that the government won't come in and hold your hand? The President did exactly what I would do: he let you two morons have a shot of trying to get a handle on the situation, and in the words of Robert DeNiro from Cop Land, "You blew it!"

Do us a favor, ask your esteemed governor - who by the way, sets a terrific example by crying on camera, instead of taking charge a la Rudy Giuliani. There's no crying in government, lady! - where the hell was the Louisiana National Guard? She is their Commander-in-Chief, not the POTUS. They should have been in town the day of the storm, helping with the evacuations and shooting the looters! Now, your entire city is more reminiscent of Mad Max, with it's own Thunderdome - which, by the way, some of your animalistic citizens have already trashed! NOLA is being patrolled by gun-toting lunatics - the scary kind, not guys like the CUG - and rapes have become the norm. I think you folks have more pressing issues than ripping the feds.

Get your act together and clean up your damned town!