Thursday, September 01, 2005

A Moment In The Life Of Lil' Jon

It's about time we had some damned excitement around here. Early this morning at approximately 1:14am, we get a call for a Person with a Gun at the Hess gas station. The second the call is broadcast I roll my eyes and think, "What, are people shooting each other over the price of gas now?" The first car arrives on the scene and says, "We have a founded shooting. The doer is supposed to go by the name Lil' Jon."

Right away, I think of the Chappelle's Show skit. "Wwwwhhhhat?" "Okaaaayyyy!"

The motive for the shooting is still unclear, but the victim was in stable condition with a gunshot wound to the leg.

Thirty minutes later, we get another call for a Person with a Gun at the housing project. Go figure. The doer was not on location, but the officer recovered a fully loaded Tec-9. Swell. The doer had just been released from prison fifteen days ago. I guess he wanted to get back into the swing of things a.s.a.p.

Either that, or he wanted to join the thugs in New Orleans that are terrorizing the victims there.

1 comment:

  1. I think Bush should go to N'Orleans and say "Bring it on!", then unleash the battle hardened active duty Army and National Guard on the looters sorry butts!