Pop music whore Britney Spears (pictured at left, circa 2007) gave birth to a baby boy on Wednesday. The future gas station attendant was delivered via Caesarian section at UCLA Medical Center - which marks the only time Spears will ever see the inside of a university.Why a Caesarian section? You won't believe the reason:
"I have a feeling I'm going to have an operation. I don't know why. But I hope so. I don't want to go through the pain..."
Oh, well, I'm glad she cleared that up. I guess no one told her that having a child was a painful process. Thank God for celebrities. Maybe C-sections will become the hip new method of childbirth. Can you imagine all of her idiot fans asking their OB-GYN for C-sections because they don't want it to hurt? Cripes!
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: people should have to earn a license to have children.
I guess it's also the end of the belly shirts. Oh, the horror!
ReplyDeleteShe's a head case!
ReplyDeleteI delivered 3 of my 4 naturally - didn't need drugs; didn't want them. Had to have an epidoral w/ one and really didn't want it, but doc's orders.
I need an epidoral when I cut my toenails!
ReplyDeleteWhat a wimp. I screamed bloody murder, but I delivered both of mine with no drugs and survived. Truthfully I am more horrified of having a needle stuck in my spine than I am of the pain. Maybe next time, though, I'll wise up and get something (not an epidural) before I am so far into labor that I can't. (That is what happened this time, by the time I was ready it was too late. Dong-Dong says I am a sissy for it, but I punched him in the nuts for the remark.)
ReplyDeleteso, she could kiss Madonna but was afraid to have a baby?
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