Doug Forrester: Idiot

"Hot Dog! We have a wiener, folks!"

Former New Jersey Republican candidate for Governor Doug Forrester is like school in the summertime: no class. Forrester, who couldn't win a one-horse race, blamed last week's loss on President Bush, because G.W.'s popularity had been slipping.

It's all George W. Bush's fault.

Doug Forrester, in his first post election interview, laid the blame for his loss in the governor's race last week directly at the feet of President Bush. He said the public's growing disaffection with Bush, especially after Hurricane Katrina, made it impossible for his campaign to overcome the built-in advantage Democrats have in a blue state like New Jersey.

"If Bush's numbers were where they were a year ago, or even six months ago, I think we would have won on Tuesday," Forrester said. "Katrina was the tipping point."

Um, Doug, you lost to John Freakin' Corzine! A cardboard cutout of Theodore Roosevelt could have beaten this man. You dropped the ball. Now go tell your parents you're a loser.