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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Kobe Scores Again!

"Kobe; now you're my bitch!" - Vanessa Bryant

NBA superstar and professional "Grab-Ass" player Kobe Bryant announced that he and his wife Vanessa are expecting their second child.

Do you think she gave him consent?
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 09, 2005 11:35 AM

    Yeah she probably gave him consent, but at the price of... well lets say how about another one of those big fat diamond rings he gave her!

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  2. Joe CoolNovember 09, 2005 3:21 PM

    Is that Buffy in the backround?? Maybe she could vanquish the Demon!! But... then Vanessa wouldn't have a sugar daddy anymore!! Shaq Rocks!!

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  3. Buckaroo BanzaiNovember 09, 2005 6:09 PM

    Steve - I have one of those stored away for when the missus hears Uber, GunnNutt, Pandy, SK, and Linda profess their undying love for me. What? It could happen!

    JC - I don't think a stake will do it! Maybe a paternity suit, but not a stake.

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  4. AnonymousNovember 10, 2005 6:59 AM

    :)

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  5. AnonymousNovember 10, 2005 7:21 PM

    Keep dreaming! ;)

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