New Jersey Slogans

God, I am so behind the times on this one, but I had to add my $0.02. The state of New Jersey is looking for a new slogan, and they are asking the public's input. (God, what morons!) The Man at GOP and the City has offered more than a few, as I am sure have many talented bloggers. Now, it's my turn. Violating an unwritten rule of only one Top Ten List per week, I give you this:

Top Ten Rejected New Jersey Slogans

10. New Jersey - It's like Iowa on prozac.

9. New Jersey - Now with 40% more gay rest stops.

8. New Jersey - Teddy Roosevelt drove through here once.

7. New Jersey - al Qaeda plotters welcome!

6. New Jersey - Trenton is still salvageable.

5. New Jersey - As seen in Escape from New York!

4. New Jersey - It's your turn to beat Doug Forrester in an election.

3. New Jersey - Come for the gambling, stay for the hookers.

2. New Jersey - Ooo, that smell! Can't you smell that smell?

And the number one rejected New Jersey slogan . . .

1. New Jersey - Come explore our sacred Mafia burial grounds!