It's been a few days since I posted a picture of a fabulous babe to keep my drooling compatriots of my back. Today, however, I'll do ya one better - I'm gonna link PJ Maximum (aka "Uber").
Ever wonder why I don't post pictures of myself on the blog? It's not because I am afraid of assassination attempts. It's because I look like a cave troll from The Lord of the Rings. Uber obviously doesn't have this problem, as you can clearly see here. Now, before you go calling me a sexist, I need to 'splain myself:
1. I am a sexist. Deal with it.
2. Behind the hotness, Uber writes a damned entertaining blog, which will be added to the sidebar post haste.
Now stop reading this drivel, and go check her (um, I mean her blog) out. You'll thank me later.
Editor's Note: Despite repeated attempts, I am still hearing rumors that other bloggers link me without my knowledge. PLEASE let me know if you make the mistake of linking this euro-trash, so I can return the favor. Thanx!
Well it's about time you linked to me! Thanks for the linky love and post that will undoubtedly lead to my being stalked as well. Yay! ;)
ReplyDeleteWhadda guy, that Earpy. *g*
I should tell you that I link to your site from my site at http://vox-poplar.blogspot.com/.
ReplyDeleteI link to you because I have low standards. ;)
Greetings puny Earthling. I find your crude sexism as charming as I find your Earthling females. Like your Mee-Shell Mall-kin and this Uber lady you're talking about.
ReplyDeleteThat is why I link to your site and think you should add my site ( http://moxargongroup.blogspot.com/) to your blogroll if you haven't already.
We might keep you alive as a court jester when we finally conquer your puny planet.
~End Communication~
You just NOW added Uber! What is wrong with you?
ReplyDeleteUber - Oh, come on, who doesn't appreciate a few stalkers? Sheesh! The only way you can curry more favor from me is if you are from the South. Mmm . . . southern accent!
ReplyDeleteVox - Thank you (I think). I'll link you a.s.a.p.
Mox - Bitchin'! Now I have a reason to buy one of those jester hats! You will be linked (on the blog until we have the capacity to link by combining long protein strings, that is).
Ty - Shut your pie hole! I am not omnipotent . . . yet.
Dave - Shh . . . don't tell anyone. I'm not that entertaining.
Wyatt, I'm going to have to take the credit for Uber's sexy outing... as she may have hinted here!
ReplyDeleteUnlike the unveiling of my picture on my site, she's going to experience a rise to blog stardom! Congrats Uber, I think.
Just remember us little ugly people! *grin*
Making all sorts of interesting friends, I see Wyatt. I think Mox may have a bit of a thing for you too *wink* *wink* You've attracted more stalkers for yourself than me methinks *g*
ReplyDeletePeakah- If I do happen to begin to experience this elusive "blog stardom" you speak of...I must quickly either become the The Photo Nazi (no more photos for you!!!!) or stab you all to death as my future career requires I keep a low profile.
haha *That's* going well.
Why Earpy, honey child, I didn't know you had a thang for southern accents, sweetie. Ya should've said somethin' sooner! I can ramp mine up! Whatcha wanta hear, darlin'?
ReplyDeleteOoo, Lin, that's hot. Can you give me the hockey scores like that??? :)
ReplyDeleteI do declare, Wyatt honey...it is much easier to talk southern than write southern! And I'm having computer problems, maybe later, dumplin'!
ReplyDeleteLin - Um . . . wow. I wish my blog had voice mail! ;)
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