My pal Denny sent me this one, knowing what a huge college football fan I am. Enjoy!
Q: What does the average University of Michigan player get on his SAT's?
A: Drool.
Q: What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
Q: How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push.
Q: How do you get a Florida State graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
Q: Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What are the longest three years of a Miami football player's life?
A: His freshman year.
Q: How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That's a sophomore course.
Q: Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
A: Durham, North Carolina. He knew that the police would never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.
Q: Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
A: You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
Hey! I don't see my alma mater of CSU Fresno on there!
ReplyDeleteOh, wait, that's right. Our teams rather bite.
But we do have a cool mascot - much better than a banana slug.
Hehehe, that was a good laugh. And as bad as UT did this season I can't really get offended at the joke about them.
ReplyDeleteGood times.
AFW - Yeah, but was your mascot referred to in Pulp Fiction, though? The Banana Slugs get bonus points there.
ReplyDeleteGOP & College - I'll bet they wish they had Peyton back right about now . . .
BUT! BUT! BUT, Alabama was good until they started to SUCK.
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