Way to go, Detective Earp! Does a guy with a synthesizere walk behind you playing the "ding ding" from Law and Order? Ok...now go solve the 365 murders committed this year. Thanks. I'm going into the city next week...I'll feel safer now.Do ya got TWO DOLLARS?!?!?!?!?!?
Sssteve - I don't get assigned to my new division until the 28th. Until then, the only thing I'm catching is Ring Dings!
Doc - The remote is playing with my mind. It'll get his soon enough. And you can smite anyone in the city. The Homicide Division will catch you, not me.
Mom - The shield is ridiculously small - maybe two and a half inches. (No wiseass remarks, Pandy!)
Tony - Considering my girth, I'm thinking Sipowicz. Now I have to go out and buy short-sleeved shirts to go with my ugly ties.
SK - Already started!
Pookie - Thanks you. The Man is always threatening to bend a few laws in my berg.
AFW - Thanks, ma'am!
CUG - Mmm . . . smiting!
Maria - Never thought I'd see the day.
CUG - First I heard of it. The check must not have bounced.
RT - I'm looking into getting my own "Theme Music" like Peter Griffin or John Slade from "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!" And for you, yeah I think I can spare some green :)
Just don't wear the platform shoes with goldfish in them. May I suggest an orthopedic shoe that will not only help your back, but also complete your ode to Sipowicz. Just don't walk around with your arse hanging out. Bum-chicka-bow-bow...
"Coolest shield . . . . EVER!"
Congrats. Now I can speed through Philly and know I can name drop my way out of a ticket.
ReplyDeleteWhat is your name again?
Hooray!
ReplyDeleteCongrats, Wyatt. :)
Wayt to go Detective! See I called you Detective! Now go catch some Criminals!!
ReplyDeleteDetective huh? I bet you still can't find the remote. Exactly what district can I kill people in now?
ReplyDeleteDetective Wyatt...wow sounds so macho! Mega Congratulations!!!!! And way cool shield!
ReplyDeleteWyatt, congratulations galore. Now, what TV/movie detective to you plan to pattern yourself after?
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Wyatt! Let the drinking begin....
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your acheivement.That's quite an honor.I liked what "the man" said:)
ReplyDelete*golf clap*
ReplyDeleteGood job, Detective!
Wow!
ReplyDeleteThat's so great, Wyatt!
A truly heartfelt congrats to you!
Now go solve crimes and then smite the crooks and hippies!!!
I see Congrats is in order, Detective Earp!!
ReplyDeleteOh, great.
ReplyDeleteHe makes detective AND takes first place in GOP and the City's Caption Contest!
Swell.
I hope they have extra large doors for your head at the preceint! LOL
Congrats twice today, Wyatt! ;)
Way to go, Detective Earp! Does a guy with a synthesizere walk behind you playing the "ding ding" from Law and Order? Ok...now go solve the 365 murders committed this year. Thanks. I'm going into the city next week...I'll feel safer now.Do ya got TWO DOLLARS?!?!?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteThe Man - That would be Richard Hertz.
ReplyDeleteUber - Thanks!
Sssteve - I don't get assigned to my new division until the 28th. Until then, the only thing I'm catching is Ring Dings!
Doc - The remote is playing with my mind. It'll get his soon enough. And you can smite anyone in the city. The Homicide Division will catch you, not me.
Mom - The shield is ridiculously small - maybe two and a half inches. (No wiseass remarks, Pandy!)
Tony - Considering my girth, I'm thinking Sipowicz. Now I have to go out and buy short-sleeved shirts to go with my ugly ties.
SK - Already started!
Pookie - Thanks you. The Man is always threatening to bend a few laws in my berg.
AFW - Thanks, ma'am!
CUG - Mmm . . . smiting!
Maria - Never thought I'd see the day.
CUG - First I heard of it. The check must not have bounced.
RT - I'm looking into getting my own "Theme Music" like Peter Griffin or John Slade from "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!" And for you, yeah I think I can spare some green :)
I'll bet you could find all kinds of cool tv-cop-show ring tones. Then the trick is having someone call you when it gets dramatic. ;)
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!
Just don't wear the platform shoes with goldfish in them. May I suggest an orthopedic shoe that will not only help your back, but also complete your ode to Sipowicz. Just don't walk around with your arse hanging out. Bum-chicka-bow-bow...
ReplyDeleteRach - Thanks! I was thinking "The Theme from Shaft."
ReplyDeleteRT - Where will you be? I'm in training at 10th/Spring Garden until next Tuesday. And no, I was not looking for a Huggy bear motif.
Ahhh.
ReplyDeleteA legitimate "Shaft" reference.
So rare in the blogosphere...
Damn right...--watch yo mouth--... but I'm talking about Wyatt.... --and we can dig it--.
ReplyDeleteDitto the man! And you took my idea about Shaft! Congrats, suga britches! (I'll try to work on my respect for the law!)
ReplyDeleteCUG - Yep. they're more rare than MSM praise for President Bush.
ReplyDeleteThe Man - Well, I DO look out for my brotha man!
Lin - "Suga britches?" I'm all atingle :)
Buccmic - Thanks, man! I appreciate it! Hope all is well on your end.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Detective Wyatt!
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