Vixen (the reindeer) is a reputed to be an expert lock-picker. It's been said that Santa has thought about giving up chimneys altogether since Vixen's proficiency has improved each and every year, and then Santa (or should I say Mrs. Santa) doesn't have to deal with Santa's dirty, soot-covered clothes on the 26th.
The other reindeers, jealous at the attention Vixen's been getting, are supposedly all asking for lock picking kits this year. It is rumored that Vixen will be teaching them these skills for a small fee...
Lin - My face would be frozen in time on my corpse, since I'd die if that happened. And by "loaded," I mean really, really drunk (the only way any woman would let me into their home), and as Maverick said in Top Gun, "I AM dangerous!"
Sssteve - No sloppy eighths!
RT - Yep, you're wrong :)
Rach - Cool, so I can pinch some deer this Christmas! Haven't locked up an animal in a while.
Stevie? First!
ReplyDeleteNog is what you do when you have too much of it, and you leave the front door unlocked, of course! ;)
And I'm just kidding, too, Stevie! I want world peas and for everyone to just get along!
Lin - Lemme know the next time you get loaded and leave the door unlocked!
ReplyDeleteI think that should be whirled peas!
ReplyDeleteEarpy, you big talker! And I'd love to see your face if Santa brought you that! Not to mention your wife's!
Ooh Ooh can I be 8 0f 9!!!
ReplyDeleteNOG=NONE OF it GOOD
ReplyDeleteI don't think your wife wants you to have airbrushed, string bean eatin' babes. I could be wrong. :)
Vixen (the reindeer) is a reputed to be an expert lock-picker. It's been said that Santa has thought about giving up chimneys altogether since Vixen's proficiency has improved each and every year, and then Santa (or should I say Mrs. Santa) doesn't have to deal with Santa's dirty, soot-covered clothes on the 26th.
ReplyDeleteThe other reindeers, jealous at the attention Vixen's been getting, are supposedly all asking for lock picking kits this year. It is rumored that Vixen will be teaching them these skills for a small fee...
Hey cowboy, define "really, really good"! And why would I have to be loaded? Are you as dangerous as you sound?
ReplyDeleteLin - My face would be frozen in time on my corpse, since I'd die if that happened. And by "loaded," I mean really, really drunk (the only way any woman would let me into their home), and as Maverick said in Top Gun, "I AM dangerous!"
ReplyDeleteSssteve - No sloppy eighths!
RT - Yep, you're wrong :)
Rach - Cool, so I can pinch some deer this Christmas! Haven't locked up an animal in a while.