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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Stupid Questions

Why did ESPN force Rush Limbaugh to resign after saying Donovan McNabb is overrated, but Michael Irvin only received a one-week suspension after police found "his friend's" drug paraphenalia in Irvin's vehicle?

Does anyone else think that the wrong person is becoming the stay-at-home parent in the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner relationship? Ben, your girlfriend has (some) talent. You do not. Stay home and spare us another "Armageddon!"

Would "X-Men 2's" Lady Deathstrike pass a TSA airport screening?

10 comments:

  1. Oh why not--first!!

    I say please spare us another combo name--Beniffer, etc--PLEASE! Makes me want to toss my cookies. I could be mean and ask how long do you think they'll be together.

    Another cookie tosser--I heard someone day that before Desparate Housewives, Terri Hatcher was "seeing" David Spade!! How desparate was she?!

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  2. Typo--day should be say!

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  3. Lin - They named the child "Violet." Not bad, (certainly not "Rhumer"-esque) but not great. Hatcher and Spade reversed roles on an SNL skit and THAT was disturbing. I can't imagine them "together." Bleech!

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  4. Apple is about to have a sibling!

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  5. Apple is about to have a sibling!

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  6. Great, I think they should name the next one Kumquat. Or maybe Coconut.

    And I'm pretty sure the X2 chick would pass airport screening. When I flew through Tucson (7 months preggers with a kid who was 11 pounds at birth) I got pulled out and violated, erm...wanded while a ginormous hairy guy nearly walked onto the plane, paused, and innocently announced, "Oh! I should probably give you this!" and handed over a Leatherman.

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  7. Would "X-Men 2's" Lady Deathstrike pass a TSA airport screening?

    Depends. Does she kill everyone or...
    everyone?

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  8. Lin - "Apple." Unreal.

    AFW - That's a classic! And yet, my five-year old would probably get strip-searched when we visit friends in Tucson this summer.

    Ty - Everyone!

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  9. They should both stay home! Did you see Daredevil? I wanted to be blind after that- in case it ever came on TV again. Add "deaf" and "non-english speaking" and "on another planet" to that also.

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  10. Stella- I wanted to see it - until I heard that Affleck got the lead. Thus, I skipped it. Thankfully, I heard it sucked rocks.

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