Monday, February 13, 2006
FedEx: When You Absolutely Have To Win . . .
Race fans rejoice: NASCAR is back! Speedweeks at Daytona are officially underway, and if yesterday’s Bud Shootout is any inclination, this season will be impossible to handicap. Rookie Denny Hamlin drove the #11 FedEx Ford to Victory Lane after overcoming a true war of attrition. Many seasoned drivers succumbed to wrecks, and/or malfunctions – including SYLG’s favorite driver, Jeff Gordon – while the new kid on the block inched out Dale Earnhardt, Jr, and GunnNuttt’s matinee idol Tony Stewart.
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"matinee idol"
ReplyDeleteHA! He isn't THAT bad. Although it he would lose 50lbs he would have won.
Ty - You noticed that, too? Hey, Tony, stay away from the Frosted Flakes!!! He's starting to look like Edgar!
ReplyDeleteHow can you have a driving sport sponsored by a beer company?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the slogan?
"Don't Drink & Drive! Drive The Drink!"
Hooray for Coach Gibbs!!!
ReplyDeleteI think Tony used to maintain his weight by being a wiseass. Now that he's Mr. Nice Guy he's getting fat!