
Race fans rejoice:
NASCAR is back! Speedweeks at Daytona are officially underway, and if yesterday’s Bud Shootout is any inclination, this season will be impossible to handicap. Rookie Denny Hamlin drove the #11 FedEx Ford to Victory Lane after overcoming a true war of attrition. Many seasoned drivers succumbed to wrecks, and/or malfunctions –
including SYLG’s favorite driver, Jeff Gordon – while the new kid on the block inched out Dale Earnhardt, Jr, and
GunnNuttt’s matinee idol Tony Stewart.
"matinee idol"
ReplyDeleteHA! He isn't THAT bad. Although it he would lose 50lbs he would have won.
Ty - You noticed that, too? Hey, Tony, stay away from the Frosted Flakes!!! He's starting to look like Edgar!
ReplyDeleteHow can you have a driving sport sponsored by a beer company?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the slogan?
"Don't Drink & Drive! Drive The Drink!"
Hooray for Coach Gibbs!!!
ReplyDeleteI think Tony used to maintain his weight by being a wiseass. Now that he's Mr. Nice Guy he's getting fat!