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Saturday, March 04, 2006

Stupid Questions

Why does coffee smell so good, yet (in my opinion) taste so bad?

Why is Jessica Alba making such a stink about her picture being on the cover of Playboy? She’s not naked inside, so shouldn’t men be bitching about it?

When are Insolublog and Pandy returning from their hiatus? They are missed.

On a scale of 1-10, how hot is Keira Knightley?

11 comments:

  1. I agree on the coffee. Nasty aftertaste. Yet, I like iced coffee, frappachinos (sp), and coffee ice cream...especially mixed with some really good chocolate ice cream (ok sorry...diet).

    If I do have it I have a little coffee with my cream and sugar; therefore, it is very rare when I drink it. You know you are up too late and are too tired when you are rambling on about coffee. At least I'm ffffffffffirst!

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  2. 1. something the Columbians did to it.

    2. Because Alba doesn't want to admit she has nasty horny men doing you know what while checking out her booty... or she doesn't want to be associated with Anna Nicole, and who could blame her there...

    3. The CIA took Insolublog out hopefully to advise the Bush administration on his genious plans... and Pandy got sucked into that Second Life madness I'm afraid.

    4. 32 out of 10 (that's gnarly)

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  3. I come here to get away and the talk turns to coffee. I gave up coffe for Lent. AAAAHHHHHH!!! Tomorrow must get here. Wawa Coffee awaits.

    Keira. I was always "eh" on Keira. THAT picture has turned me around.

    I will have to go to my blog and see if I can out do that. Alysson here we come.

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  4. "On a scale of 1-10, how hot is Keira Knightley?"


    7.

    Great body, lacking in the face.

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  5. 1. I don't drink Earthling coffee. I prefer to start my mornings with some hot Tarkellian blood served from the skull of a freshly slain enemy. It really wakes me up.

    2. I also think the Alba Female is trying to avoid any association with Anna Nicole Smith.

    3. Miss Knightley is most attractive though a tad on the skinny side, so I will give her a 7/10. When I conquer your puny world I'll have to feed her before putting her in my harem.

    Keep watching the skies because we're watching you.

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  6. Knightley gets a 1 on my scale.

    My scale is 1-3.

    1- Take home, toss on bed, tell wife to keep score.

    2- take to hotel, be discreet.

    3- Wouldn't be worth the legal hassels if I got caught.

    See what marriage does to a guy.

    I'll give her a 7 on the standard scale, just a tad skinny for my normal tastes.

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  7. I said it before and I'll say it again.

    http://temerityhm.blogspot.com/

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  8. I totally agree with you on #1, #2 is funny and #3 I think she's a great actress and pretty as well.

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  9. Coffee is tasty.

    Jessica should just shut up.

    I am back :)

    10.

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  10. Jessica said that PB asked her to pose twice and she said no. Then they went behind her back for a picture and put it on the cover without her permission. I say good for her!

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