Hi, I'm sixty-four year old American Idol Taylor Hicks, and I'm here today to talk to you about a very serious matter: erectile dysfunction, or "E.D." Winning American Idol was a dream come true, but it was also a cause for concern. You see, as a rock star, women from across the globe will now want to have sex with me. And that will be a problem, because "Little Taylor" is not the "performer" that it was thirty years ago. That's why I use Viagra.Viagra (Sildenafil) has given me a second chance to do all the things I wanted to do as a young adult: those "things" being beautiful women. I was turned on to the purple pill by my college roommate Hugh Hefner. Hef raved about Viagra's abilities, as well as his own. How could I possibly begin my world tour without it? Thank you, Viagra! I am now back in the game.
Disclaimer: Viagra may cause bushy eyebrows, premature graying of hair, and goofy smiles. Please ask your doctor if Viagra is right for you.
Viagra is BLUE, dumbass.
ReplyDeleteThe "purple pill" is Nexium - which relieves frequent, persistent heartburn due to acid reflux disease or gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD).
On a side note, I'm super happy that he won....it just proves that America is full of tools!
LOL Randall!!! Wyatt you are a mean, mean man.:)
ReplyDeleteThank God! I was worried that my little purple pill was for something else.
ReplyDeleteWould you care to know that he is 29--younger than you! You're just jealous! ha
ReplyDeleteDL-haha
"Disclaimer: Viagra may cause bushy eyebrows, premature graying of hair, and goofy smiles."
ReplyDelete...and crazy unique dancing, and a lot of "whooooo!"'s
HAHAHA!!
ReplyDeleteAwesome, Wyatt.
Let the google search hits begin....
hey, who cares about viagra color ???
ReplyDeleteMy favorite moment...Clay Aiken and his fanboy...creepy, yet very funny. Now...that moment would cause ED, eh?
ReplyDeleteClay Aiken and his fan boy shouldn't be causing any symptoms beginning with erectile!
ReplyDeleteI can't get past the fact that he looks like Jay Leno's hidden love child.
ReplyDeleteIck.
Randal - Oh, I should have known YOU would know what Viagra looks like.
ReplyDeleteSK - I'm not mean; just sarcastic!
Deathlok - Okay, that was pretty funny.
Lin - He's 29 like you're 19.
Michael - I saw a clip of this jerkass trying to kick the microphone stand . . . and miss terribly. Putz.
CUG - Who searches for this guy?
Fanboy - Good point. Just ask Hef.
RT - Ever notice that Idol winners (or runners up) are almost always butt ugly? Justin, Clay, Ruben, Taylor . . .
Fm - Agreed.
AFW - And that is NOT a good thing.
Wyatt - yep, the exception in there is Kelly Clarkson... woof...yum.. damn that's nice. :-)
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