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Thursday, June 22, 2006

Ghana Be Coming Home Early

"I can't believe I'm losing to this guy."

Well, that was short-lived.

The United States soccer team lost to Ghana today by a score of 2-1. GHANA! The loss eliminated the Americans from the tournament, who subsequently took their balls and went home. Of course, anyone who has seen their first round play would question if they had any balls to begin with, but that point is now moot.

The problem with the U.S. team this year was their constant deer-in-the-headlights look while on the field. Like a quarterback in his first Super Bowl, the Americans looked scared to death. Yes, their group (Italy, Ghana, and the Czech Republic) was strong, but on paper, they were expected to at least make round two. They didn’t, and now U.S. Soccer has some difficult decisions ahead.

It’s a damned shame.

posted by Wyatt Earp at 4:30 PM