He's Thinking With His "Ditto Head"

Material like this just writes itself:

"WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn't have Limbaugh's name on it, but that of two doctors, said Paul Miller spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.

A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was "labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes," Roy Black, Limbaugh's attorney, said in a statement." (H/T - Yahoo!)

Okay, I have two questions:

First, with an elevated terror threat level and the recent arrest of a would-be Florida terror ring, don't you think that Customs would have more important things to do than worry about what Rush Limbaugh uses to help his dingus issues?

And second, do you think Rush's new slogan will be "With talent on loan from Pfizer?" Heh.