* Octogenarian comedian and French "legend" Jerry Lewis is slated to direct a "Nutty Professor" musical. This should make about as much money as Troy McClure's "Stop the Planet of the Apes. I Want to Get Off."
"Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius. Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius . . . "* People and Hello! magazines are actually suing two web sites that published photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's demon spawn. Does anyone get the attraction of these two (or Jennifer Aniston for that matter)? The three of them combined have less talent than my bowel movements.
* It appears that reports of Jaleel "Urkel" White's death were nothing but a hoax. Damn.
I am so sick of hearing about "certain people's" babies!! Does anyone think any of these people will still be together by the time these kids are school aged? I doubt it!
ReplyDeleteEww to your claim to talent!