Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Tag, I'm It!

Blast! Little Miss Chatterbox tagged me with a meme. This transgression will not be forgotten! Sorry, I just had a Stewie moment. Anyway, the topic of discussion is as follows:

What sitcom character do you want to be if/when you grow up?

In my case, it would be "if." I was never good at staying between the lines, so I'll swerve out of the lane for a second. Although he is not technically involved in a sitcom, my choice begins and ends with The Tick.

Why The Tick, you ask? There is a laundry list of reasons:
  • The Tick is nigh invulnerable. Whether he is burning up during a free fall re-entry from space, or having his head eaten by The Human Ton, The Tick cannot be stopped. Well, he can be hurt, but not exactly stopped.
  • Like me, The Tick spends his days and nights fighting evil, protecting The City from the likes of Chairface Chippendale, El Seed, and The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight.
  • The Tick has a fabulous battle cry: "SPOON!"
  • And finally, The Tick is always good for a sound bite. For example: "And so, may Evil beware and may Good dress warmly and eat plenty of fresh vegetables."

Well, that's my answer, and I'm sticking to it. And now to keep the meme going: CUG, Deathlok, and Sssteve: you have been tagged. Answer the question or reap the consequences. Spoon!


  1. Just don't let the vegetables touch! hehe I guess you've heard the expression..full as a tick? hehe

  2. Wrong! At the end of this blog you tell CUG, Deathlok, and Sssteve that they have to answer, but YOU DID NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION CORRECTLY! duh.

    I vote that since you did not answer correctly, you have to be David Putty.

    High Five!

  3. LOL--I knew you would enjoy doing this. Tick looks like a good choice. And wonder of all wonders you did this without cursing me even once. Miracles never cease :-).

  4. So you are a disease ridden, blood-sucking nuisance?

  5. http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3264/794793289l0cl.gif

    45 calibre justice just posted your picture on the internet.

  6. DL, did you forget he has a gun? he

  7. The Tick vs. Education is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.