Beirut International Airport (above) is open!A message from Lebanese Foreign Minister Fawzi Salloukh.
Hello, world travelers! My name is Fawzi Salloukh, and I am here to assuage your flying fears. Despite what you may have heard or read, Beirut International Airport is open for business! It is our understanding that the liberal world media has been reporting that those rat bastard Israelis have been bombarding our runways with ordnance. Nothing could be further from the truth! Our runways are clear, and we are eager to serve you - as long as you're not a Jew, that is.
Beirut International Airport is the jewel of the desert. We proudly utilize our two state-of-the-art runways during the day, and we are pleased to announce that just last week, we acquired lighting! That's right, folks; you can now fly at night! What a world we live in! Our airlines have seating options ranging from Pork to Non-Pork, and once we are in international airspace, our stewardesses will remove their veils! (Just keep that one on the down-low.)
So, come fly the Arab-friendly skies at Beirut International Airport: The Official Airport of Mohammed.
2 camels with flashlights duct-taped to their heads does not make proper lighting for an airport.
ReplyDeleteHey Wyatt, why does Fawzi Salloukh smell like shoe polish? And why is he here? I thought he wasn't even supposed to be here today.
ReplyDeleteI dunno Wyatt. Removing the veils while airborne could be a prob. Just imagine what happens when everyone finds out it's just a bunch of dudes in make-up and man dresses!
ReplyDeleteSounds like the airlines I fly on!
ReplyDeleteHeh. Clerks.
ReplyDelete"Abu-Randall, I wasn't even supposed to a-be here today."
"Stop with the incessant whining Dante Ali."
You know, or something like that.
TM - How about two "liberated" Muslim women with flashlights stapled to their ears? That'll teach them to keep their veils on!
ReplyDeleteJohn - His boss went to Vermont and didn't tell him.
SK - *shudder*
Sssteve - I wondered why you smelled like sand!
FIAR - 37???