Since John “Mr. Ed” Kerry is hell bent on taking credit for imaginary events, SYLG wondered what else would not have happened if Kerry was President. Heh.
Top Ten Other Things President Kerry Would Have Prevented
10. “Emily’s Reasons Why Not” would still be on the air.
9. Every illegal alien would go back to Mexico after Kerry says, “Por favor.”
8. Fitch would never get his own blog.
7. Red Buttons would still be alive.
6. Jack Bauer would be in prison, not violating people’s rights.
5. Britney Spears and K-Fed would not have reproduced.
4. Philadelphia would not have 222 homicides so far this year.
3. Barry Bonds would never have (allegedly) used steroids.
2. An American would never win the Tour de France.
And the number one thing President Kerry would have prevented is . . .
1. Taylor Hicks would not have won American Idol.
Hey we didn't want #5 to happen!! Those two are bottom of the gene pool there!
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He would have also kept Forsberg from having ankle problems and the Flyers would have won the Stanley Cup!!!!
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